Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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