This is not my ceiling
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Alive.
So much puke
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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