this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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