So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The chlamydia really affected his face.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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