So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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