Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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