would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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