so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
