let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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