You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
FUCK WHALES
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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