I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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