I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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