you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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