Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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