what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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