Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My ass is underappreciated
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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