I could have mohawked her pubes.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
