Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
