you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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