That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
how drunk are you?
Several
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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