I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do herpes really smell.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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