Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
