Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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