I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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