Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
