I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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