i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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