I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Boobs speak an international language.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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