Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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