dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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