I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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