quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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