Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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