What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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