And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Bring me that man meat
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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