Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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