i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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