Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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