Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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