trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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