Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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