And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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