school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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