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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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