Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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