Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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