fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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