I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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