I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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