I'm drive I can fine osifer
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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