he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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