Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Randomize
