its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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